Scary Monsters and Nice Sprites

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a b o u t
If I had to choose him or the sun, I'd be one nocturnal sun of a gun.

meladoodle:

*prosecuting lawyer voice* i have only one question for the defendant… ‘guiltypersonsayswhat?’
“what?” 
haha owned you’re going to jail

(Source: meladoodle)